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Feb 1st

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owl love you forever

jengore: littlefootx: owls mate for life. ♥ @blondemotleybombshell your cuteness kills me :-)

Feb 1st

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Jan 27th

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Jan 25th

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In which talk of musical instruments with my...

Jer: Hell yes! play that cello! if you know what i mean lol ... yes i did just make that sexual.
Lolo: Hahaha oh yeah baby, gonna hug that wooden body next to mine...
Jer: I bet that wood is hard! lol
Lolo: Oh yeah baby, you know it
Jer: lol I love you
Lolo: Love you too... Not as much as my cello, tho. That's a biblical love.
Jer: Fine... well i don't love you as much as my...um...tv?
Lolo: Haha I understand that one. I have a deep, abiding love for tv
Jer: Well my tv is 56 inches :) its hard not to love it. haha
Lolo: So big?! Naughty!! How can you handle that much?
Jer: Its almost as if my room expanded to fit it all in.
Lolo: I'm sure it's a perfect fit
Jer: Sometimes i think it's too big... and it almost hurts :p
Lolo: But that's such a good hurt!
Jer: Lol it hurts so good! we are talking about my eyes right? :)
Lolo: Straining to take in all that beautiful HD goodness?
Jer: Lol exactly. except its not hd! ^.0
Lolo: It's closer to HD than my old 30" CRT is haha
Lolo: Sorry, 27"
Lolo: I sometimes exaggerate the size a few inches to impress people
Jer: It worked. im impressed :). sometimes i exaggerate the size by a few feet, and then they act all surprised when they see it lol
Lolo: Hahahahaha aren't you afraid they'd walk out on you for not living up to expectations?
Jer: I'm talking about my tv! lol
Lolo: Well gee, I know that... What did you think I was talking about?
Jer: What!?! all this time i thought we were offhandedly talking about my dick!!
Lolo: Any talk of dick is generally good.
Jer: I bet I could play the cello! i wonder if i could play violin songs on it. lol
Lolo: Well I have no E string, though I can go up into that register. It'd take some adjusting but I bet you could do it. But only if you let me molest your violin.
Jer: Haha my violin is chaste! no molesting! only hidden sexual touching! :) and that would be fun! i always liked the cello. so pretty! Night lo!
Lolo: Have you seen my cello? Lol most ghetto thing. 3 geared pegs and one regular. And fine, I'll treat your violin like a classy dame and sweet her up a bit first! Night!
Jer: Sexy! i wanna hit that! buenos noches!

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Jan 21st

Watch

vintagepeople: cyborglovesong: globochem: tonight’s SNL digital short. the greatest one ever. In case you needed to see this again. (Note: you probably do.) YAAAAAAAAAS PeeWee is a life hero of mine, and I’m so thrilled to see the public re-embracing him. Too bad we didn’t get to see Jambi or Globey knocking back shots with the rest of ‘em!

Jan 16th

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